South Park Episode

Dear Trey parker-

I have an idea for your next southpark episode. Southpark elementary children have recently gone into an obsession of Apple products such as the Ipad. Kyle and Stan have bought an Ipod Touch already and Cartman is exceedingly jealous. Cartman naggs his mother for an ipad at the Electronics store and she is trying to convince cartman to get the toshiba maxipad instead as it is much cheaper. Cartman however does not want a crappy toshiba and swears at his mother. She storms out and says he isnt getting anything. Cartman decided he will have to buy the ipad himself. During cartmans travels cartman discovers two abandoned baby's fighting over crack. Cartman realises he could make crack baby cage fights to fight over the cocaine. These baby's are addicts due to their high reckless mothers giving them crack and then abandoning them. Cartman leases out a small building and wires the cage matches over the internet. He develops a betting program and starts gathering thousands of dollars from the matches. Cartman expands his crack baby empire by seeking new combatants in the arena and makes teams for the baby's. The crackbaby cage fighting turns into a national sport viewed on TV by millions. EA games contacts Cartman for the rights to turn this sport into Crackbaby Cage Fight 2012 and cartman signs the contract without reading it due to his obsession for making more money and later discovers that the contracts stated that the entire sport would be handed over to EA games and cartman left penniless. After all that cartman didnt have enough money to buy an ipad.

I hope that you will use this idea and it suits your politically
incorrect theme in your episodes.
From Tim Butler